Passport photos

I went back to South Africa last week to apply for a new Indian visa.
For the application I needed 4 passport photos.
So, before I left, I went to a store in the Defence Colony market (New Delhi), had my photos taken and was told to come back in 10 minutes.

When I arrived to fetch the photos, the 'photographer' handed the envelope over together with a very unusual smile. I opened the envelope and inside were, to my horror, 4 beautifully airbrushed photographs of myself. My skin was perfect, I think he even put a twinkle in my eye.

I told him how beautiful he made me look.
He grinned and gave me a thumbs up sign.